SWA Status — Always Green*

SYSTEM_STATUS.SWA

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║             ▓▓▓ SYSTEM STATUS REPORT ▓▓▓              ║
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║                SWA INFRASTRUCTURE v0.47.X             ║
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All Systems Operational*

* Incidents may be retroactively scheduled

LAST_SYNC: --:--:-- UTC

[1] CURRENT_SERVICE_STATUS

S3 Sub-standard Storage PUBLIC BY DEFAULT

EC2 Erratic Compute SPORADIC

CRDS Randomly Deleting Service DELETING

CLB Erratic Load Balancer UNBALANCED

CR53 Route 404 LOST

CWatch ClownWatch NOT WATCHING

CIAM Inaccessible Access Mgmt INACCESSIBLE

CQ2 Convoluted Queue TANGLED

[2] PREDICTIVE_CUSTOMER_ACTIVITY

▓▓▓ TOMORROW'S CUSTOMER MIGRATIONS (Historical Data)

PREDICTED: 2026-01-16 CONFIDENCE: 113%

[3] INCIDENT_HISTORY

[4] SYSTEM_METRICS

30_DAYS

100.00%*

* Rounded from 47.3%

90_DAYS

99.99%**

** Excludes unplanned outages

MTTR

0.3ms

Mean Time To Blame

INCIDENTS

0***

*** Redefined as features